I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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