you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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