and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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