Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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