Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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