I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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