Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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