Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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