There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I forgot wine drunk hurts
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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