Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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