apparently the secret to your success is patron
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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