I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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