True but thats because hes a fetus.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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