So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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