i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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