Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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