He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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