is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I stole a fireplace last night.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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