Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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