I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
