i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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