I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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