My liver just broke up with me...
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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