Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I don't deserve a penis
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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