He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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