she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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