Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You need a sexual gate keeper
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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