I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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