We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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