was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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