if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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