brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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