I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Your cock deserves a montage
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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