i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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