ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just googled if crying burns calories
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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