Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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