I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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