But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Dignity is for republicans.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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