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Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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