Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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