I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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