I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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