Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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