porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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