Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
40s are totally the cure
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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