i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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