Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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