im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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