Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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