How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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