He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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