...so i touched it.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Randomize
