Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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