God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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