Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Randomize
