So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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